"Let's Get A Cup Of Coffee--It Will Work After That!"

When I first started doing mechanic work in 1970there so we could set the transmission back down on
(weweren't known as *technicians* then) I learned ait and rest our arms.
greatWe tried several times, and for several minutes (2
*trick-of-the-trade*.days to be exact, I think), but the transmission just
My boss and I were replacing the clutch on this 1969wouldn't go in that last half inch.
Chevy pickup.My boss had a large amount of tobacco in his mouth.
After he had put the line-up shaft through the clutchHe motioned for me to rest, spit a long stream of juice
plateto get it lined up, so the transmission shaft wouldtoward the left front tire, and said, "Let's go get a cup
gothrough it, we bolted the pressure plate up toof coffee."
theflywheel.He was the boss, who was I to complain? :-)
I pushed the jack, with the transmission on it, up to theWhen we returned from the café he said,
back of the engine."Now it will go in."
The transmission still had the bell-housing on it.I thought... no, I won't say what I thought.
My boss was at the back of the engine. He guided theWe returned to our creepers, slid back under the truck.
bell-housing up to the engine block.He took the tail of the transmission and raised it up just
We were very lucky; the transmission went right up toa little bit and pushed the transmission all the way up to
the block.the block.
Well, almost."Now put the bolts in." he said with a silly grin.
It would not go the last ½ inch."What did you do!?" I asked.
We put a couple of bolts in and tried to draw it up, but"Nothing, we were just too tired to get it lined up. That's
it was in a bind.why we got a cup of coffee...to rest up."
Removing the bolts so we could *shake* theWell, throughout the years, I've never forgotten that,
transmission; sometimes this will cause it to line up withand I've used that technique several times.
the pilot bearing.I'm not sure if I stopped working on a project to rest up
We pushed up and down, right and left. Theor just show the vehicle that I'm smarter than it is.
transmission was off the jack but we left the jack